December 22 2012

Oh Maya

Err, hello? Anybody? Anybody out there? The sun is still shining and there are sounds of birds singing but that doesn’t fool me. It’s probably zombies with a musical bent. Wait a minute, I see zombies! Or…Jehovah’s Witnesses; I can never tell the difference.

Shhhhh! Quiet, quiet, I hear something inside the house. It…it…it sounds like shuffling and grunting. Oh, no, oh no, oh nooooo! Please, help! Help meeeee! Wait, wait! Never mind, that’s just my eldest son waking up.

Very strange end of the world, I must say. Could it possibly be that an ancient calendar which was truncated on a certain date is not a prophecy of the end of the world, then? Who would have thought.



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Posted 22 December, 2012 by Flying Saucer Jones in category "Curmudgeon", "End Of the World", "Skeptical

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