The world ended at 8:31 (23:31 UTC) this morning. I for one am not fooled by the streaming sunlight, the sound of lawnmowers and the Jehovah’s Witnesses walking down my street. It’s just a delayed reaction, that’s all. Or this is an exact replica of the world. Yeah! That’s it!

Those past due notices don’t look like replicas though – they are kidding about breaking my legs, aren’t they?

Sigh! So when is the next end of the world then? Ah, here it is. The 21st of June. Still have to pay the bills for a couple of months but then we can flick the bird at them all. Bwahahahaha.